Our Trident Song

(sung to the tune of the old Topic advert ‘what has a hazelnut in every bite)

What’s in a nuclear sub beside the sea
TRIDENT
What’s useless to the MOD
TRIDENT
and what costs billions we’ll never see
TRIDENT THE WMD
Decommission it

What’s does Blair want to keep afloat
TRIDENT
What poos radioactive isotope
TRIDENT
and what will never ever get our vote
TRIDENT THE WMD
Decommission it

Chorus (sung in old music hall style)
Oh oh we want you to go but you’re still here on our shore
Oh oh can’t you take a hint we don’t want you anymore
It’s not a cold war

What is deadly and lives by the sea
TRIDENT
What threatens our humanity
TRIDENT
and what could blast us to eternity
TRIDENT THE WMD
Decommission it
TRIDENT THE BWE
Big White Elephant
TRIDENT THE WMD
Decommission it Now!